Rnr Demotivational Poster
IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.
PRADA - Not only the devil wears it
-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong
EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are
THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.
9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826
FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived
ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.
FINALLY... - I can log off now
9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)
1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?
* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.
GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs
~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.
KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE
1964 - A good year for guys in gowns
MODS - You can customise your game any way you like
~ SUDDENLY ~ - oO
THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion
FAILBLOCKS - . No comment
FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...
ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.
UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these
BULLIES - Some are born that way.
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character
WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles
THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.
CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?
NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.
4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.
PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"
ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.
OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.
POSER - Chav dressing kit available now
~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution
FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow
DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.
-=* THE AIRFORCE *=- - You can rely on them to get you there by road if necessairy
NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.
WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect
WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO
HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables
PRO-ACTIVE - Spend money now to save you from embarrassment later.
THE ABYSS - Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you. ~~~Nietzsche
DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell
GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there!
WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.
SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment
PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)
SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.
TREKKIES - Decades of dog-breeding troubles finally paid off. a tribble.
COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.
FACEPALM - one for every occasion
FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath
MORE BRAINS ON DRUGS - more :)
THE WORDS - you don't wanna hear at the end of the evening: "You are such a nice guy, i can really talk to you"
BIG IN JAPAN - Cubbybear action figures.
THINK! - Whatever you are doing on the net now, might be illegal soon. (don't be evil)
SURF'S UP - Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the 'net, it's a lot more.
BOWLING - NOT for Columbine, NOT starring Michael Moore. Bowling for Cubbybear
BEFORE MOTIFAKE - Cubby already posted stuff on the net. Things like: "arreuh, blob, splotsch,dfizrenjfçà7, b**bs, ..."
CHOICES - Which one would be best to play Symphonic Orchestra or Opera Hero?
THAT LOOK - "Darling, have you seen my straight razor anywhere?"
~ B ~ L ~ T ~ - Three simple letters... So much meaning, so much value, so... hmm, drool...
DARK ALLEYS - People you meet in dark alleys that call you "friend" or "mate" usually are not your friend or mate
ALL IS RELATIVE - 25 years ago, this was cutting edge technology. 25 years ago, some of you were not even born yet. 25 years from now, you'll be death.
FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002
WEEEELLLL...... - it didn't quite work out that way, did it?
THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?
FEAR - You're the First, the Last, My Everything
ASK YOURSELF - Do you *really* want THIS as your VP?
GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN - A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one)
HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)
BLIND DRUNK - I went to the fair and got blind drunk I came back with the wrong car
~ RULE 36 ~ - If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
SUNSCREEN - You are applying it wrong
NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception
AAARGH - a peeping tom
EPIC SONGS - Don't Cry For Me, Alaska
STOP - Hammer time!
LESS THAN 10 000 YEARS - Creationists: Where do you get your ideas from?
~= TUNNELS =~ - With a hook
A GOOD START - What do you call a bunch of emo kids trapped in a car at the bottom of a lake? Dunno, but it's a good start
DIE ENDLÃ¶SUNG DER EMOFRAGE - Anno 2008 Just do it
CHAPTER 11 - Did someone say that there was no recession?
STOP - hammer time
BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake
BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming
EPIC SONGS - All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes
MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.
THE PLASTIC BAG - Despite it all, you'll grow up alone, abused, traumatised... There will be no happiness, now, or ever. So, use it now already!
FLY FISHING BY J.R. HARTLEY - a book damn hard to find
BRAINS ON DRUGS - :)
-= CHICK NORRIS =- - Also knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
STRAIGHT - 8 - Raw computing power since 1965
NO ESCAPE - This is the basement you grow up in. This is the basement you will die in.
BETTING THE ODDS - 44 years - ONE win They sure aint Canadian
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